I really dont want to take the SATs tomorrow, so im gonna do this instead of study for them.

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

1) Name?
Kyle: A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with.
-The name Kyle comes from the Scottish origin. In Scottish The meaning of the name Kyle is: Strait. Channel. Narrow. Used as both a surname and first name.
-The name Kyle is a baby boy name. The name Kyle comes from the Gaelic origin. In Gaelic The meaning of the name Kyle is: A place-name referring to the narrows; a wood or a church-Also an Irish origin.
(Except im a girl. Thanks parents.)

2) Your Age?
Legal age for fucking in the UK.
(whoo hoo.)

3) One of your Friends?
Matt: Ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
(HAHA. If only you knew him, then youd know this is the exact opposite.)

4) What should you be doing?
Studying: An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
(Uh, not really...)
for the SATs:Stupidity Assesment Test. A test given in high school that judges your worth as a human being. the lower the score, the more expendable you are to the government.
(SO TRUE)

5) Favorite color?
Blue: The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
(Wow, a logical, correct answer for once.)

6) Birthplace?
New Jersey: NJ is summed up in this quote.

"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
(You have no idea how accurate this actually is. Unless of course, youre from this great state.)

7) Birth Month?
October: the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.

and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
(Opal is an ugly stone.)

8) Last person you talked to?
Claire: Common name derived from the French word 'clair' which means bright.
(HAHA. Not at all. Shes such a dipshit. Oh, my sister.)

9) One of your nicknames?
I dont really have one... So here is a random word!
Whom: A word totally misused by teachers and other school administration who want to parade their 'knowledge' in front of anyone and everyone that is unfortunately unable to block out the barrage of nonsense.
(Makes me want to slap people sometimes.)


Now i think i should really go study before my dad comes up and yells at me to go to bed. Even though its only 10:38 and i dont even go to bed until after midnight on school days...


See y'all later.




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